That fact is totally irrelevant for the rest of this post, but I thought it was funny. and it’s true. and it’s also really not worthy of Facebook or Twitter. No one’s going to retweet that. I get it.
Other news? I went to the Orchard on Sunday, and I got to debud some apple trees. OK, so mostly, I was just there taking close-ups of flowers, but apart from that, I debudded apple trees. Most people were getting down and dirty, pulling weeds and planting bushes. I got great pictures of them doing all of that hard work. I even sent out some tweets, but no, I didn’t do any of the dirty work. However, I am getting better at this photography thing.
Updates on my love life? I haven’t figured out affection post-abuse. Or, maybe I was never affectionate. I can’t remember. I think all the boys in my life are confused, though. My approach toward affection has been slightly off-center. Mostly, it has consisted of strolling into their apartments and telling them that I hate everything. Everything from the art on the walls to the shows they watch to the fact that they bought that big-screen TV I advised against. Dave sums it up well:
I don’t know what I’m looking for. I think I just want to fall into it though.
We ended up bowling at Lucky Strike on Sunday, where I did probably one of my favorite things I’ve ever done. I signed my check with this new signature I’m trying out — I call it “the Raven.”
Last, but not least: kitty updates! I finally scheduled an appointment to get Lucy spayed. She’s not a huge fan of the idea:
OK, time to be productive!